A frightening and dark journey into the perverse mind of the World's Greatest Artist/Mystical Crime-fighter/Grocery Store Stock Clerk/ self confessed pervert/ multimillionaire playboy. You are forewarned!
Monday, August 13, 2012
It's a very sad day in Puppet Land
I received a rather strange and unpleasant message in my inbox today. It seems our good friend, Mr. Puppet is no longer with us. I am deeply saddened by this and it would explain his absence this past year. I don't know the specifics, but if I were to venture a guess I would not be surprised if Joey Gladstone had something to do about it. I tried to telephone Deboura to relay the news but her husband answered and threatened to cut my testicles off. Mr. Puppet has been a regular here with us going back to Myspace, he has been both our partner in crime and adversary and played each part well. Above all he was a good friend, I don't know if I am out of line but I was told his real name was Edward Chablis and was a bodybuilder, which seems greatly at odds with his small puppet-like online appearance. So a toast (of thawed ice berg water) to you, Mr. Puppet. You will always be with us in spirit. This would have been longer and more in-depth but I am mentally and emotionally exhausted over this news. Perhaps more later, or perhaps not...